By way of explanation: This was composed over the course of ten minutes at four O'clock in the morning, with the help of a random adjective-noun generator and sleep-depravation.

More of a poem them a song. But not by much.

Evil Cerberus of Evil \\
(Damn you, Dan!) \\

Frustrating Orb of Unlocatability \\
Fruitless Fiend of Searches \\
(Damn you, Dan!) \\

Stable Dragon of Instability \\
Inactive Coronet of Activity \\
Disconnected Devil of Connectivity \\
(Damn you, Dan!) \\

Fatal Fairy of France \\
Sadistic Swan of Sweden \\
Deciduous Dog of Dance \\
Hungary Hippo of Hethen \\
(Damn you, Dan!) \\

Feasible Elephant of Repeatability \\
Middle-Class Chimera of Originality \\
Secondary Catapult of Inferiority \\
Clustaphobic Periscope of Ad hoc infinitum \\
Diabetic Chupacabra of Antiderterminism \\
 (Damn you, Dan!) \\

Shocked Actor of Respect \\
Lost Chest of Tourette \\
Underground Hat of Correct \\
Short-term Pants of Select \\
Excessive Mushroom of Perfect \\
Irradiated Battery of Errect \\
(Damn you, Dan!) \\

Secular Angel of Guilt \\
Realistic Moose of Torment \\
Lost Lamb of Yoga \\
Moving Demon of Riot \\
Modern Maid of Facility \\
Happy Orb of Despair \\
Underground Hat of Flotation \\
(Damn you, Dan!) \\

UncomfortableShoeofRabbit \\
IrritatingDanofQuests \\
ExcessiveMushroomofReputation \\
HelpfulBatteryofPrinciple \\
CausalBombofBoom \\
TropicalCycloneofViolence \\
TalentedMetronomeofAmusement \\
ValuableCookofOperation \\
lengthlygiraffeofprogramming \\
faithfulhenofspectacle \\
frozenfeministofnarrative \\
delightsdltracooonofwquota \\
isoloatedgremvboioftry \\
marinedranfgoofphotography \\
indusortalastrounautoftexytboolk \\
weookkjujacoplosofweservation \\
werththfthjyfjcckivliAHHHHHH.... \\
(Damn you, Dan!) \\
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THE END \\
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(Disclaimer: Any resemblances to real or imagined creatures, items or Dans is purely coincidental. The actual quests are neither as painful, nor as ridiculous as this depicts them. Also Dan is actually a nice guy. The real Dan, that is. The bartender Dan is still a jerk.((ah, c'mon, he's not so bad))((Lies.)))