From //The Improbable Island Contestant's Survival Guide, Season 2 Edition//.

====== 90KV Stun Gun of Eternal Killing ======

This is a particularly fancy-schmancy prototype weapon of mass destruction, created by the [[scientists]] in [[Improbable Central]], stolen by [[Kassil]], and [[rumor|rumored]] to be hidden somewhere on the [[Improbable Island|Island]].  A smaller, single-attack version of this weapon is available wherever fine armaments are sold, but that version does not have the special multi-attack overkill settings that make this prototype so devastating.

If you encounter [[Foilwench]] in the [[jungle]], please check for dangerous time-distortions. Foilwench never ventures outside the Common Ground these days.